

One gallon of regular gas nowadays: $4.69
Five gallons of gas: $23.45
To get someone else to pay for it: PRICELESS!
With gas prices soaring, people are becoming very creative.
First was the middle-age, well-dress, Asian man that needed to pick up his dog at his mom's home. Unfortunately he was running out of gas, while nobody was home to bring his wallet to the gas station. "If you could only lend me a gallon of gas..."
The clerk looked at him and thought "If I help this guy, I will have to work half an hour to pay for his gas."
Good will prevailed and the clerk coughed up the gallon -at his expense.
Up until today -three weeks later, he's still waiting for the man that was just going to "pick up his dog at his mom's home."
Yesterday was the good looking, teenage girl that ran out of gas. She was carrying a five-gallon gas can, determined to fill it up at someone else's expense.
Thirty minutes at the gas station were enough for a good Samaritan to fill up her gas can. With a big smile she walked down the street, jumped to her car and drove away.